The 'ugly hat' aka the bomber I think of all of the pictured hats (okay, the watch cap too) looks the least self-conscious of Napoleon's headgear. There is a certain preciousness that always spoils things otherwise. Being precious is a help with a beret, naturally.

Didn't you know, if Napoleon wasn't with U.N.C.L.E. he'd be a Shriner? Definitely little car, not minibiker.

Epicycles, yes. Must be time for the riding crop. Similarly, that first of the Gurinus pics, I had Allo Allo flashbacks. Or, wondered what site Indy was about to demolish by setting off another trap.