Barbossa ruled so much. I was totally meh about him in the first movie, but this one - yay! And the same for Will - he was still dead boring, but at least he was sorta hot. Huh. I'd never thought I'd say that about Orlando Bloom. Weird. And I could just squish Davy Jones and his squishy tentacles. *loves squids*

But this movie was so much crack. It didn't even pretend to make any sense at all, and I could for the most part forget that I have such a thing as disbelief except: 1) not freezing to death in the Arctic and 2) magically shaved legs WTF!