//Meanwhile, it never occurs to the cops to talk to the infamous jealous ex-boyfriend who not only was in the papers as the third point of their love triangle, but several months before abducted the murder victim. In front of oodles of witnesses.//

your review is soooooooo funny!
except it wouldn't be more funny if it wasn't probably true!

//Lana was living it up in Paris and dating Dean Winchester.//
lolol, now i am really looking forward to watch SPN *ggg*