This was hysterical! Got my day off to a smiling start.

Xparrot, under the Humor section on her SGA fic page this author also has a "Run, John, Run" story written, she says, as a four-year-old's introduction to Shep Whump, complete with cartoon illustrations and instructions to make a whumpable John pupet, which is also quite hysterical. But I do love the story generator best, I think.