"Yes," Ziva said. "He is getting older, it is remotely possible that he will go completely blind and deaf within the next week or two."

"Ziva," Abby said, in a tone of mild rebuke, "remember what I told you about being encouraging?"

Ziva glanced at her and then frowned. "Ah, yes. I'm sorry, McGee. I meant to say that chances are high that Gibbs will soon be senile enough not to notice two of his field agents are screwing."

I laughed so hard I literally could not breathe.

I just loved the awesome character voices - they were SO spot-on.

That was fantastic :D