WtNV fic - sex pollen! tentacles! (don't get your hopes up)

There needs to be some kind of fanwriter confessionals. "Mother, I have sinned. I have failed at even the simplest of kink."

Either that, or I'm just going to blame it on Night Vale's weirdness. And ace romance being so table-flipping adorable.

First I wrote (my first?) sex pollen PWP that skips the porn in favor of angst:

Anyone But You (no one but you)

Then I wrote (definitely my first) tentacles fic...in which Carlos discovers his boyfriend has tentacles, and then they happily proceed to have no sex whatsoever. While my headcanon Cecil is more human than eldritch, when else would I get an excuse to indulge in G-rated tentacle not-hentai? (And for some reason, probably because Night Vale fandom is awesome in very special ways, people seem to really enjoy fluffy ace tentacle shenanigans!)

5 Things to Do with Tentacles (other than the usual)