Heee! I think the first movie wasn't nearly over the top enough. It gave me time to actually think and that wasn't in its best interests. This movie - zero time for coherent thought! All crack, all the way!
I will unashamedly admit that I find Orlando Bloom very, very pretty. He's on the scrawny side for me, but still, very pretty. And so much more fun as the Dutchman Captain than wannabe swordsmith!
magically shaved legs WTF!
Maybe she waxed when the Singapore captain had her hostage! She did have time to don a fancy awesome costume after all.
*squishes Davy Jones & his tentacles (sounds like a band name!) with you*
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Date: 2007-05-30 04:46 am (UTC)I will unashamedly admit that I find Orlando Bloom very, very pretty. He's on the scrawny side for me, but still, very pretty. And so much more fun as the Dutchman Captain than wannabe swordsmith!
magically shaved legs WTF!
Maybe she waxed when the Singapore captain had her hostage! She did have time to don a fancy awesome costume after all.
*squishes Davy Jones & his tentacles (sounds like a band name!) with you*