NCIS fic: 5 Nights McGee Can't Forget

[xparrot]

My first cliche_bingo fic, for "rare pairings". Stretching the prompt a bit, because some of these aren't rare, but some of them probably are? Warnings for more cliches, pure crack, and, er, other things.

I've had this one in mind for a while, because let's face it, it's fun to pick on poor McGee.

NCIS: 5 Nights McGee Can't Forget {~4,800 words}
PG-13; het, slash; humor, crack
This isn't the first time Tim's had this dream...

( "He has to admit, it was one of the more memorable variations." )

Comments

[dessieoctavia.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaaaag! #5 - poor Tim!

Very amusing fic!

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Poor McGee...he's just so easy... ^^

[(Anonymous)]

*is giggling obscenely* Oh my heavens, that's just so wonderfully crackalicious. Well done, love.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it, crack and all! ^^

[kaylashay.livejournal.com]

Hee!!! And of course he *knows* it's real when it's Gibbs' turn to show up!!

And the little things Tony admitted about his time agent afloating... and Ziva and Abby talking about McGee. And Jimmy thinking that Tony might swing that way... And...

This was fun. :-)

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Thank you! ^^ I'd feel guilty for putting McGee through all this, but he's so much fun under pressure...

[sasha1600.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I love Tim's slow descent from wondering what his subconscious is doing, to wanting to give it a good talking-to, to realising that it is all actually happening. And, of course, having to deal with Gibbs *for real*. I wonder if passing out in sheer terror is enough to make the aliens let him go? *g*

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Hee~ - I think if the aliens knew Gibbs, they'd take pity on Tim...

[georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com]

oh yeah, this made me laugh.

bonus points for BPAL!!! *loves*

*hands over Imps and cookies*

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Thank you! A couple of my friends are BPAL fans, I rather think Abby would be a patron, too...

[haltlos.livejournal.com]

I'm giggling stupidly here. All your fault!

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

If you're giggling then my job here is done! XD

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I knew it!

"You have to practice to master lucid dreaming. Dr. Mallard was telling me the other day about this man he met in Tasmania, who could—"

This made me laugh so, so hard.

This is so wonderfully IC and cool and funny. Which is especially awesome because I've never found any NCIS fic I liked before.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Hee, so glad you enjoyed it! I haven't had much luck with NCIS fic myself...wish the active fandom were bigger, because they are such fun chars.

(and heya, long time no see! hope you're doing well... ^^)

[devo79.livejournal.com]

LOVED IT!
=)

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Thank you! ^_^

[tieleen.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, poor McGee. I shouldn't laugh at his misfortune... Yes I should. A lot.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Poor, poor McGee...it's not his fault he's so entertaining to poke! ^^

[anguis-1.livejournal.com]

Great progression from Abby to Ziva to Tony to Jimmy to Gibbs. Crack it might be, but it's high quality crack.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

So glad you enjoyed it! I admit to enjoying my crack a little too much...

[ceitie.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious! I love how Tim gets to be the smooth one with Jimmy, and the reactions of everyone at work afterwards.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Hee, McGee trying Tony's moves on Jimmy was one of the parts I first came up with, glad it worked...

[maekc.livejournal.com]

Tim's complete comprehension at the end is wonderful. His gradual progression of understanding the reality of his situation from Abby to Gibbs is terrific. Really funny as his dismay ratchets up.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Heh, it's like boiling a frog, turning up the heat so slowly that by the time the poor creature knows what's going on, he's cooked...

[alessandriana.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, oh god, this is hilarious. Poor McGee. >.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

I'd feel sorry for Tim, if I weren't having too much fun with him XP

[snathaid.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious! Love it.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Thank you! ^^

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

This was hilarious. Poor (or is that lucky?) McGee!

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Heh, yeah, really, how many people would actually mind being in Tim's spot? At least until the end...

[runawaykael.livejournal.com]

As a randomly-wandered-by type, can I randomly tell you this was fantastic? It just feels so much like the way Tim thinks, so IC! (All of them do, actually, from Ziva smirking to Tony blushing at the memories.)Extra bonues points for the Star Trek emblem possibility *pets Tim's geeky little head*.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Hee, I love drive-by comments, thank you for the randomness! ^__^ Yeah, McGee is a geek after my own heart...

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

GREAT ending!

Really funny fic, I giggled my way through it :D

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Thank you, so glad to get giggling! ^_^

[concertigrossi.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is just fabulous... :)

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Thank you! ^_^

[gibbsgirl75.livejournal.com]

This had me giggling like a maniac! *So* funny and *so* good I had to go back and reread it. You ended it perfectly, though I have to admit I would have loved to see how he and Gibbs handled that situation! Well done.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Hee - I admit that I have absolutely no idea what happens after the end of this story. That's partly why I didn't write it (mostly, though, is because it's meaner to poor darling Tim this way... XP)

[onlyariana.livejournal.com]

This was great! McGee was so the right one for this. I LOL'd at the BPAL, that is totally Abby. The whole thing was just a ton of fun to read and being able to see you lovely DW icon in the comments was just icing on the cake.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Hee, yeah, it had to be McGee, everyone else would handle it with more aplomb (except maybe Jimmy) and then it wouldn't be nearly as entertaining XP

(and glad you like the DW icon - the Doctor's my default, so...)

[horridporrid.livejournal.com]

Hah! I was waiting for Gibbs! :D Poor, poor McGee. (Though also, lucky, lucky McGee. *g*)

You really nail the various voices by the way. Very fun read. :)

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

So glad you enjoyed it, and the voices read right to you! And yeah, one only feels so sorry for McGee, and then one is a bit jealous... ^^

[cynaravurzyn.livejournal.com]

Gibbs makes the aliens let him go. And leave Earth orbit.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Heh - very likely...at least if I were an alien in that situation, I wouldn't be sticking around!

[christinalp.livejournal.com]

haha, loved

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks! ^^

[elyc.livejournal.com]

*ROFL* Omg - GIBBS!!! *giggles hysterically* Poor McGee! XD Thanks for the wonderful fic - couldn't stop laughing! *gg*

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Hee, so glad you enjoyed it! ^_^

[unavee.livejournal.com]

Hee! I also happily giggled through this. McGee is just terrific. I especially love how he doesn't even question Ziva and Tony arguing with him, even when he thinks it's his own dream.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Hee, glad you enjoyed it! Poor McGee, arguing even in his "dreams"...