pure fiction, metaphorically speaking

[Just a passing thought I had...]

Sweet-tooth

Low returns in the third quarter inspired the H--- corporation to mass market its latest specialty product with a full campaign: billboards, magazines spreads, TV spots, the works. Even for such an untouchable giant of a corporation, it was a bold move. But the issue was really brought into the spotlight by the tabloid photos of superstar J---, recently declared hottest woman of the year by two separate publications which mattered, sinking her pearly white teeth into a huge, smooth, sinfully pale bar. Especially the shot of her licking her lips afterwards.

"Think of the example it sets to children!"

"But what Christian child doesn't get a white chocolate rabbit for Easter?"

"That's an old tradition. We're talking about people choosing white chocolate over dark."

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