sv fic: Ties that Bond

So this is why I have issues ficcing in large fandoms--every idea I have, I become paranoid that someone else has written it already, and likely better than I ever could. What's one way around this? Why, to write an idea that everyone else has written before! In this spirit, I bring you Kryptonian pair-bonding Clex fic. Same great cliché taste, half the smut. Er. Though not for lack of trying. (And instantly I am paranoid that someone has written this variation before. I apologize, unknown writer whose idea I may have inadvertently pilfered!)

Warnings: There's an oblique reference to a relationship that might've been Lana, though I couldn't actually bring myself to type her name.
NC-17 action of the man-on-man kind. Set a bit after 6th season, in this vague indefinite I-haven't-actually-seen-any-6th-season-eps-except-the-premiere way.
Revoltingly sappy, relentlessly silly. What can I say? Clex brings out the worst in me.

"Mate or die. Um. Kinda."