X Never Marks the Spot

Did anyone see this article about Ichiro and Ken Griffey Jr. from a few months ago? Let me state for the record that I don't follow baseball (or in fact any sport) - the only reason I even know who Ichiro is is because after three years in Japan it would be hard not to...in fact I think he's the only current baseball player I know. (Oh, and Matsuzaka on the Red Sox, for the same reason.)

But it seems I've been missing out, because apparently baseball makes Merlin and Smallville seem straight:

A happier Ichiro? Mariners can thank Junior

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