MFU fic: Discretionary Powers

[xparrot]

(So~, does anybody have a Dreamwidth invite burning a hole in their virtual pocket?) Sankyuu~!

Today was a ficcing day. Short and quite silly; sweet if I'm lucky and maybe a little hot (if I'm really lucky). Thanks to gnine for the quick read-through, as well as for the deep and meaningful (okay, shallow and punchdrunk) discussion late last night (okay, early this morning) that led to the idea in the first place.

MFU: Discretionary Powers {~2,300 words}
PG-13; Napoleon/Illya slash; first-time, fluff
U.N.C.L.E. effects a change in policy, and Illya takes advantage.

( "I have just heard from Mr. Waverly," Illya said. "Subsection C of Rule 37 has officially been rescinded from the U.N.C.L.E. Code of General Conduct." )

Comments

*laughs out loud*

[jessebee.livejournal.com]

The ending is perfect. Four hundred letters and Napoleon with no clue. Oh, Illya. Napoleon is going to take such shameless advantage of you, now that he knows. ;-)

Have I said how delighted I am to see you here? I very much enjoyed your SGA things and I'm getting equally as much pleasure from your MfU.

[gritsinmisery.livejournal.com]

*nods* Mr. Waverly is a frugal-minded gent. Look at all the money for ribbons and paper he'll save, not to mention what'll happen when Illya realizes he and Napolean can co-habitate... XD

[madmogs.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Have my babies? This is pure unadulterated win.

[mysticalchild_isis]

Heheh- fantastic. The cafeteria scene was hysterical (as is Napoleon's general confusion).

[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

This was fun - the cafeteria scene...if UNCLE cafeteria was anything like ours - I would love to have beem there just to see how much money actually exchanged hands.

Thanks for a great start to my week

[gilda-elise.livejournal.com]

"I'm not sure," Napoleon said. "I've never had a relationship simply because it wasn't indiscreet at the time."

"Ah," Illya said. "In that case, yes. I've had interest in the possibility before, on occasion."

Lol, yes, at least 400 occasions. What a delightful story!

[naye]

It's adorable, and hot, because you rock like a rocking thing with the writing of these guys. ♥

Re: *laughs out loud*

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Hee, so glad you're enjoying the stories - including this one! I still have more I want to do with SGA, but man are these boys fun...

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Indeed, it would be excellent savings for all concerned!

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

I will have to decline the infant offer, but so glad you enjoyed it! XD

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Poor Napoleon...he is so much fun to discombobulate!

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I imagine quite a few bets were won and lost, that day.

Glad you enjoyed the story!

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Illya is nothing if not determined. Glad you enjoyed it! ^^

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

So glad you enjoyed it - and you find it hot, even! whee~ <333

[theladyrose.livejournal.com]

What a beautifully seductive narrative - our CEA really should brush up on his policy more :P

[erynn999.livejournal.com]

This story is completely composed of wonderful!

[pineapplechild.livejournal.com]

OH, LOVE. And yes, if I wasn't at work, hot.

[ravens-rising.livejournal.com]

D'awwwwwww!! That was SO CUTE! Just what I needed. *squees over it* So cute. :D Especially confused!oblivious!Napoleon. *squishes him*

[whoisus.livejournal.com]

This was great, I really enjoyed reading it!

[epicycles.livejournal.com]

Adorable! Oblivious Napoleon and Devious/Determined Illya are cute like tiny ponies. Or possible even cuter.

I also want to particularly squee at Napoleon adjusting his cufflinks and straightening his tie after being ravished in the cafeteria. It just seems like a very Napoleon thing to do.

Yay fic! \o/!

[nerowill.livejournal.com]

"In that case, yes. I've had interest in the possibility before, on occasion."
*hee* Or 400 occasions or so... Loved it!

[nangi-akki.livejournal.com]

Poor Napoleon - left to think he had completely and very embarassingly misread the situation for two years while Illya conducted his behind the scenes crusade. Good thing he has such a healthy ego :)

And the very thought of Illya jumping Napoleon's bones in front of God and everybody in the cafeteria is just too delicious for words.

Thanks!

[petronia.livejournal.com]

(Do you still need a Dreamwidth invite? *g*)

[miwahni.livejournal.com]

That was so much fun! Devious Illya and clueless Napoleon, finally getting it together.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Aww, Napoleon doesn't need to keep up with policy - that's what he's got Illya for! ^^