woe is me

[xparrot]

I am just not cut out to be a slash writer. I can't write smut! I want to write smut. But the chars, they want to talk. For 8 pages! The hell, Lex? You want Clark. He wants you. What is the problem here? Just get down on your knees, boy. Geeze. It's not that difficult.

For some reason I can only write smut very late at night. Four in the morning when I'm supposed to be asleep, then I'll have all manner of sexy bodies in my head, writhing together under the sheets/against the wall/over the desk/in the mud/what-have-you. The rest of the time, might as well be a lost cause. Talking, though. I can write endless discussion anytime. I ought to stick to gen. But I like slash, too, darn it! If only it weren't haaaard...(and not in the good way.)

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I am quite possibly the worst slash fan ever, in that half the time I don't even read the smut; I skim the sex to get to the juicy bits, which for me is the...talking. And angst. And cuteness. And basically all the relationshipping that happens in between. This is probably why I can be both a slash and a gen fan without much mental dissonance. Though it doesn't explain why I have pairings like Clark/Lex which I simply cannot see as gen (even when I don't always read and can't hardly write the slashy bits.)

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In other news I am rather in love with the 10th Doctor and have only you to blame. But eee! He rides in on white horses and fights cybermen and Satan and eee! <333

[naye]

Eeee~! Isn't he just totally absolutely amazing and squishable? Such an adorable geek! And also kind of terrifying if you get on his bad side. But David Tennant is just tons of love! You need to see the Confidentials, for the interviews and such, the're brilliant! And you need to watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9uugVWW_XE For the accent and the funny and the Who-jokes. ♥